Army Rankings

Here are a list of the rankings of army personnel in Singapore. Enjoy.

Warrant Officers, Specialists, and Enlistees
REC - Really Enduring Camp in Tekong
PTE - Physically Trained Expert after Tekong
LCP - Lowest Confident Personnel in camp due to inexperience
CPL - Cannot Play Liao because you are a senior NSF, always complain alot
SGT - Saying Goodbye Thank you, because you are at the end of your service
SSG - Showing Social Grace by asking people to call you staff instead of sergeant
MSG - Must Say Good no matter what your commanders so that you get your 1st epaulette on your shoulder faster
MWO - Must Watch Out for n00bs making mistakes and make them sign extra
SWO - Still Waiting Orders because you are somehow still lower ranked than commissioned officers even if you have loads more experience than them

Officers
LTA - Listening To Advice because your officer-commanding told you to do so and you cannot disobey. LTA normally graudates to work in the Land Transport Authority and listen to the advices by traffic police.
CPT - Call Please Thanks, too busy with work, no time to reply
MAJ - Must Always Joke so that people in SAFTI MI will recognise your "Leadership" and send you to command
LTC - Later Then Confirm because you have too many meetings to attend
COL - Content Over Leadership since you have already commanded so many people
BG - Better Gone, so that someone can replace you...
MG - Media Glamour, especially if you are Chief of Army, pictures always taken for mass media purposes
LG - Life's good, nowhere higher to go, nothing to do also. (Too bad Singapore does not have 4 star general ranking!) Perhaps you can into Singapore administrative services, the place where you can go into politics. LG generals also organise an annual party cum chalet at the government owned Aloha Resort where a lucky draw will be held and the winner will walk away with a 42 inch Plasma LG TV.