How Kongregate was created

*Just so you know, Kongregate is a game site.*

In the beginning, there was Greg, a huge, tentacled rabbit with virtually no brain power. Early humans lived in the same country as Greg but he was a slavering, slumbering social pariah and they completely avoided him. Now, the humans used to meet up in a special clearing in the woods. They called this meeting a “Kongregate” and they would enjoy each other’s company and play games together. Some games were utter lame and boring, whilst others were fun and awesome.

Now one day when the humans were having a “Kongregate”, the ugly being Greg stumbled upon the forest clearing. Clutching the village elder, Jim Greer, in his mutated paws, he made a fearsome demand, “I control Kongregate or you is food. LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL.”

Jim had no choice but to accept the loathsome rabbit’s request and soon Greg was at the head of the Kongregate, choosing what to do, controlling its every aspect - from news articles and chatroom designs. He designed achievements for the various games that villagers played. At first this seemed fun, but soon, Greg would start allocating impossible achievements to games which villagers were forced to waste hours of their lives trying to complete.

Soon humans were tired of failing the achievements, but Greg the giant, despicable monster somehow successfully affected their psychology so that just had to keep trying to get ones that they had no chance of ever achieving.

Many of the villagers disappeared into the distant wastelands of achievements, carried off by evil mini rabbits spawned by the androgynous Greg. Something had to be done!

Thus, a rebellion was held. A group of righteous humans strived to suppress the oppression of Greg by protesting against Greg and destroying the achievement system. Greg now had such a hold over people’s minds that they hated them who could save so many hours of their time gaining achievements in such an easy manner. However, his methods did not work for long. The group bloomed into a hiearchy of members:




Needless to say, the organisation is still fighting against the manifestation of the evil Greg. The feudal times have gone and we have entered a new era - an era of which we will eventually succeed.